*Mom hands me phone to answer*
- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
A Confession That I Know Is Going To Get Me Hate Mail
Old School Raw is on tonight, and even though he’s not really old school, I really, really, want Edge to make an appearance tonight.
He was, is, and always will be my absolute favorite wrestler of all time. And not just because I think he’s a sexy, cute, hot, I totally want to fuck you, guy, but because he’s a very talented wrestler, was awesome on the mic, and never settled for second best.
Okay…I’m done for now. Gonna go eat and wait for Raw to come on…
Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
I know half of you are lying. All of tumblr should have reblogged this, twice.
(Source: wescalou)
