- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
Old School Raw is on tonight, and even though he’s not really old school, I really, really, want Edge to make an appearance tonight.
He was, is, and always will be my absolute favorite wrestler of all time. And not just because I think he’s a sexy, cute, hot, I totally want to fuck you, guy, but because he’s a very talented wrestler, was awesome on the mic, and never settled for second best.
Okay…I’m done for now. Gonna go eat and wait for Raw to come on…
I know half of you are lying. All of tumblr should have reblogged this, twice.